periwinklegeo asked: This is very impromptu but I just wanted to say how proud I am of you this summer with your job and your internship. You're so smart and wonderful and you deserve all your success. Ok, random mushy moment over.
killthefez: winking-skeever: Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard” #I also look at the other cars to determine appropriate wiper speed
Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via cesttoujourslamemehistoire)
evilnerdproductions: walk into the club like I would like to purchase an alcohol please
castayel: Before you say I lost the Antichrist, let me explain you a thing.
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...– When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
esexist: there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday